May 2009
Whoa, apparently some people think that's me in...
zolora:
Come on, guys. I’d at least be watching The Animaniacs or something.
ANIMANIACS SMFTMFW!
*ahem*
Yeah, I’m a big fan.
The Mix We Fell In Love To
This is the mix. Below it is the story. Beware: it’s a little long.
Dance Party Plus — Head Automatica
Let’s get retarded — Black Eyed Peas
<some Britney Spears song I didn’t rip>
Thrice — Silhouette
Beating Hearts Baby — Head Automatica
If — Janet Jackson
I shot William H. Macy — Head Automatica
Dragostea din tei — O-Zone
The Razor — Head Automatica
Ready to go...
I JUST WENT BACK FORTY SEVEN (47) PAGES. SEE YOU...
(via baileygenine)
DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE COMING TO SEE WOLVERINE WITH US OR WHAT ELSE DID YOU MEAN?
i like caps.
Wow.
If you look at my tumblr archive, it shows that I’ve been posting quite a bit already in just the one week I’ve been on Tumblr. Holy fuck.
Also: it kinda figures that the very first post’s thumbnail is a picture of my crotch.
April 2009
Button Fly
talesofbeingtj:
What’s much funnier is that several years later I saw this video of Kevin Smith talking about the first time he had sex with his wife, which went much worse and ended much better. Sort of.
I thought he was wearing a zipper, not buttons?
I have both of his Evening With Kevin Smith dvds, they’re so well worth the money. 3~4 hours of non-stop entertainment each.
Personally...
San Francisco Bay Area tumblers?
How many of you all live in the Bay Area and would be up for a meetup, like those lucky Pittsburgh people are doing? Comment on this post or reblog as I can’t enable the Answer from mobile :(
If you heart that, I'll know you're a kinky freak.
(via ladawn)
What about those of us who still haven’t seen the movie but hearted that anyway?
So that was interesting…
I was totally expecting to browse some serious porn by going to the Tumblr Popular page, but alas, it was as full of boobs as my king-size bed is on any typical night*.
Disappointed as I was, I settled for just my Dashboard in order to catch up on what all happened today while I was busy doing a battle of the bugs with IE8. That’s when I came across someone reblogging Beautiful and...
Menschiness
You know how you’ll earn a ton of respect from me? By making the world a better place through going only a tiny bit out of your way every so often to remove frustrations for other people.
An example: (for men) if you pee standing up in a toilet, 1) put the seat up, 2) clean the bowl with toilet paper after you’re done because i can guarantee you with 100% certainty that you’ll...
Popular.
Is it really so hard to refrain from becoming competitive just because there is a venue to try and compete in?
I mean, honestly… we do funny tweets because it’s an amusing way to get through the day and because it’s a good brain challenge to come up with original and clever jokes, right?
Maybe I’m just not getting the hubbub over the Tumblr Popular page because I’m not a...
Sometimes I think I don’t really fit in with most of you peeps since I’m all young and immature and don’t have kids or anything like that.
Then I remember that most of you make more dick and fart jokes than I do, so clearly I’m on the right track, just not as far yet.
You know what would be awesome about having a...
Sex.
I just amazed you all with my wise insights.
Definitely
srslainey:
andreea:
hunsonisgroovy:
The hardest word to spell correctly ever!
It always comes out as:
definitaly
defiantly
definitly
definitley
This word is my major problem too. If you ever see me write def. it’s because I don’t want to spend forever trying to figure out how to spell it.
Here’s the thing. The adjective root is “definite.” The root is from “finite”, meaning...
New bio for me, going forward
New bio:
Faruk Ateş writes and talks about Technology and the Internet, Design and Development, and both personal and Kaizen-inspired beliefs and ideologies for continuous improvement in life. He works as a User Interface engineer in Silicon Valley and lives in San Francisco. He blogs about social networks, web standards, writing, business and the negative influences religion has on modern...
OAuth Redeux →
Wait a sec…
So it’s okay to be all “finally that YOUR NOT MAD meme is gone!” but we’re still fine with people writing their Twitter nicknames in upside-down characters?
Pah, I say.
Leaderboard
Is the Leaderboard having the Sween Flu again today? No? Okay, I’ll come out of my shell and be funny today.
(I’m kidding! I could never be funny by choice.)
Apparently…
Apparently some people did not appreciate my doubling up on the poop joke from Sunday, saying it was not respectful towards Bea Arthur (the doubling up) and certainly not now that she passed away.
It was never my intent to disrespect her, so to them and the late Bea herself, I sincerely apologize.
I never knew poop jokes had to be made in good taste.
*tear* →
Cue the endless occasions of having to change my credit card number on all my billing now. :(
Monday, please go away.
THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT TODAY:
Despite the meme taking some hilarious turns (I had a few actual LOLs while at Starbucks and checking my dashboard on my phone), my brain is hurting from (the self-imposed included) grammar fail.
I have to present some stuff on this project I’m working on at the 2pm team meeting at work but the project is the least interesting thing EVER and so I’m...
Those cops weren’t amused by my first joke, but they liked it even less when I asked if maybe they had the flu?
I hope their not mad.
My ego needs some adjusting
I think there’s a flaw in my own mind when I’m more inclined to believe that someone’s annoyed/frustrated rant about an unnamed person is secretly about me, than I am to believe when someone’s flattering tribute might secretly be about me.
Which is weird since I typically criticize that kind of behavior when I see it in others, though then it’s usually them choosing...
how twitter brought me to an epiphany about my...
inthefade:
I fear success more than I fear failure.
Curiously enough, I’ve actually written about this somewhere a year or two ago. I’m not sure I’ve put it online or, if I have that it’s publicly viewable, but it was along the lines of exactly what you realized. A lot of people fear success more than failure because success will put new pressures on them that they may...
How do you cure Can'tsleepia? Google is NO HELP.
(via srslainey)
Funny how @seoulbrother just reblogged your answer.
The Church of Atheism
talesofbeingtj:
1) It is not true that “people who work for churches don’t pay taxes”.
<more details on this>
I knew there was some component I had wrong in my supposition. I wonder though: do the clergy pay for the food they eat at church? I’m genuinely asking because I simply don’t know, but I need to know for my essay.
⁋
2) I agree with you about TV evangelists being...
Poop.
Since taking pictures of poop is childish, I thought I’d maturely tell you guys that I just pooped out a massive “B”.
With some additional effort I’m confident I can accomplish an “A”, next.
(I still have to figure out how to do the “r”, “t”, “h”, “u” and “r”, though)
The Church of Atheism
So I had this idea in a variety of shapes & forms since the beginning of the year, but today I added a nice little twist to it.
Suppose we (“we” being my fellow militant atheists and I) were to create a “Church of Atheism” where everyone who joins it becomes part of the organization. Providing it gets big enough, it would give the Church organization—and hey, everyone...
Oh, how could I forget?!
I did meet both @CcSteff and @jkubicek when they were here in San Francisco. They were great fun to hang out with.
Ya, my life is at least a LITTLE glamorous.
Re: I just realized something absolutely pathetic...
americanmailorderbride in response to my original post:
I’ve never fallen in love with someone until after I rolled around naked in bed with them. Numerous times. Present boyfriend included. And I have no problem with that.
Good point. Sex is definitely a crucial part of falling in love (to me, anyway, but I’d say it should be for everyone). My original point, however, was more along the...
I just realized something absolutely pathetic...
Pathetic, emblematic, unsurprising:
I have never truly fallen in love with a girl that I hadn’t seen naked or almost naked before ever meeting her in person.
I must be *shockingly* awkward in person when I meet new girls. What the shit.
Comments be added! Favrd'rs in person?
So I added comments after @Tony_D called me out for being a failure of a nerd for not having added them yet (TONY I WROTE MY OWN COMMENT SYSTEM 5 YEARS AGO, YOU KNOW). So I added comments.
What this means is you can all now use the comment system to tell me about which Favrd regulars you’ve all met in person.
For me, it’s pretty much just Merlin that I know in person. I’ve...
Tumblr iPhone app
Just me, or is the Tumblr app all sorts of busted in scrolling through the Dashboard?
Good morning all. I’m going wine tasting today :)
A friday night in San Francisco
A brief summary of things that were awesome about tonight:
- Discovering that there’s a bus line from directly outside my door that goes straight to Haight & Cole. And takes a route that provides for beautiful views of San Francisco along the way.
- Meeting up with my new friend Rachel and some of her friends, who turned out to be pretty cool people.
- Dinner at Cha Cha Cha’s,...
